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Believe Demotivational Poster


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EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 12:22 am
Too - frickin' - perfect!
falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:52 pm
Agreed. Free "Kool-Aid" for everyone!
Sho - July 27, 2012, 7:26 pm
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 4:11 pm
Hmmm, microwave…Fusion Activated Intensifies Thermal Heat…yup…..I believe
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 4:10 pm
Ah yes, faith. I know that one, and so does anyone that lives on the north Oregon coast…..I believe there really is a sun, and it dwells above the clouds, although I’ve never actually seen it…..I’ve taught my sons to also believe.
mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:36 pm
well played...
CloudchaserS - July 26, 2012, 11:17 pm
I believe there is a God and I think it's a horribly bad idea for one to just take some holy man's word for it without questioning what they say. Preachers intolerant of questions is a warning sign of a cult.
Sho - July 26, 2012, 11:08 pm
Ok. Will be my first post there lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2012, 11:04 pm
Yes, please do.5
spacedog - July 26, 2012, 10:36 pm
Haha! 5weet. I believe... you should put this on religifake.

THE HOLY BIBLE - "No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means." George Bernard Shaw

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:03 pm
It's a whole step worse than that, Cloud. There's at least 30 different versions of the bible in circulation right now, never mind versions are no longer around. In what context do you take the rewrite of a rewrite of a rewrite....
CloudchaserS - November 24, 2011, 12:51 am
Only 2.8L? Really? Truer words were never spoken! I believe there is a God and it really annoys me when people take his words out of context and use them to justify their own wishful thinking!


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agdaniele - December 16, 2009, 12:19 am
That is absolutely cheating!
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:14 am
I still think they cheated...
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:13 am
hand framed. I said no, the generator use, isn't that cheating. They told me that since they owned the generator it was OK to use it.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:10 am
I once hired an Amish carpentry crew to frame a house for me. They had a non-Amish driver bring them in a van to the site, and upon arrival the unloaded a generator from the van. I asked them if the generator was cheating...they said no, it will still...
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:36 am
that's funny shit there! 5 rumspaga's

I'M NOT UPSET THAT YOU LIED TO ME - I'm Upset Because I Will Never Believe You Again ...

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mariand - January 22, 2012, 5:14 am
don't worry Rick, isn't my picture and your poster isn't a imitation.
CloudchaserS - January 21, 2012, 11:02 pm
Reminds me of 141798
rerun - January 21, 2012, 7:48 pm

not to worry, some pics here have been used several times.
Rick69 - January 21, 2012, 7:36 pm
Ah... Oops! Didn't know pic was already tagged with a good caption... Well, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" :)
mariand - January 21, 2012, 6:55 pm
nice... a bit complicated version here 140388


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agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 5:22 pm
Not half, not some.... but all my cash!
agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 5:20 pm

NARUTO - Believe it!

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Woody - July 2, 2009, 7:37 pm
Come on guys, give them a break.... you know he love saying that.
Lloyd - November 29, 2008, 1:33 am
I'm an anime fan and even I hate narutards.
Seb - November 9, 2008, 12:21 pm
Let them have this, they have no life, so therefor give them something to the needy
The Z-Day - October 1, 2008, 7:54 pm
The Z-Day - October 1, 2008, 7:54 pm


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GaryO - February 27, 2012, 7:07 pm
‘Smite’ hooowa, that’5 Gotta be Larson
falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 5:42 pm
Jelly Age! Break out the Holy Toast!
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 5:05 pm

Thank you very much!~ (she said in her helium voice)
Reality Lord - February 27, 2012, 5:02 pm

nice stuff. 5's across the board
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:26 pm

Thank you very much! I'm glad you enjoy them~~
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:53 am
(carebear BANNED)
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:53 am
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:28 am

Made me LOL, too! Thanks!~
lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:28 am

gas - February 27, 2012, 12:27 am
helium voice effect - do not use xD. ni5e one
CloudchaserS - February 27, 2012, 12:14 am
I like this! I believe there is a God, but I'm also not blind to scientific fact. I even think that in many ways, science is studying how God created everything

Hey, hey we're the monkees -

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GaryO - January 10, 2015, 9:53 pm
Heh, thing is, good ideas, great ideas are usually short lived in regard to participation. However, there’s no limit to posters....
ughomer - January 10, 2015, 4:53 pm
This theme maybe should be a forum, GaryO. There are millions of misheard lyrics out there.
GaryO - January 10, 2015, 1:18 pm
hee hee....and now I’m a believer....in earworms
Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 11:28 am
Oh...THAT'S how it goes...I always thought the line was "Then I saw her face/a golden retriever..."

Portal Unlock -

THE FRENCH ARMY? - That's a thing now?

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rodangol - January 14, 2012, 7:01 pm
Wears cravats, and shoots knives without using their hands!

Simple Beliefs -

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 3:12 am
Goodness, thanks silvie. Now what do I do? I thought I had a few good years left...teehee.
Silverheart - November 14, 2013, 2:03 am

Perfect. THIS is the caliber of poster that all Motifakers strive to make. 5L,/ Faved & Facebook'd!



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Cloudchaser - May 2, 2011, 12:29 am
I've tried it. It's OK, but not outstanding. Anyone can make it in their own kitchen. All there is to it is maple syrup, bacon and vanilla ice cream


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Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:19 am
That's if you believe the internet...
gas - February 12, 2012, 5:56 pm
don't forget to quote the author, it's from O. Wilde (or at least that's what the internet says xD)
Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 4:20 pm
Hm. . . that's a good one. . . (*le me hurrying off with my new inspiration*) ;D
gas - February 12, 2012, 10:42 am
"we can believe the impossible, but not the improbable" xDD


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pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 6:21 am
See? I can't even type 'universe' correctly. Hardly the actions of a child of God.
pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 6:20 am
If we were all created by the most powerful being in the univerese, then why don't I have superpowers? I feel that I should have superpowers...
CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012, 12:26 am
Same goes for Young Earth Creationism

RELIGION - The other taboo

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Sho - November 30, 2011, 7:01 pm
I was raised as one. My family is very religious
tellitlikeitis - November 29, 2011, 10:19 pm
I'm R. Catholic... so shame on me; however, this is really good!

TIMMY - A great believer in Fictional Characters

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:33 pm
Hey, trying to keep multiple women who want to sleep with you from colliding is no picnic either! Count your blessings.
pieman - April 10, 2010, 3:47 am
Yea! Don't steal my helmet.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:15 am


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Jericho - October 27, 2009, 4:04 am
Forever Live The D.
Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 2:20 am
"But that kind of sh*t happens to me aaallllll the time!" Master Exploder is an awesome song. Tenacious D rocks!
MrRandom - October 27, 2009, 1:57 am
I did not mean to blow your mind...


SHE DIDN'T EVEN ASK ME TO PROVE IT - then I told her gullible wasn't in the dictionary.

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WISHES - Do come true to those who believe.


IF WE SHARE BODY HEAT - We will both stay much wormer, believe me ...

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Budog - September 9, 2011, 12:40 am
Budog - September 9, 2011, 12:40 am
Crap, I thought I had corrected that... I guess being up over 48 hrs, Jack Daniels, Adderall and lack of sleep are catching up with me tonight... But hey, the Green Bay Packers won and there is still whiskey to be drank !!!
FatherTyme - September 8, 2011, 9:24 pm
Wormer? Oh...wait a minute you meant to say WARMER. Budog, buddy, you a vet, you should know better. I don't think the Grammar Nazis will let this slide. Pic though? I likey :)

TOC... WHERE IS SHE - I can't believe it, I am her Biggest fan!

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thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 8:14 pm
5L + favorited :D

AIRCRAFT RULE NO. 7 - This is God Speaking. Listen well.


LOOK HERE SON... - We don't know what ol' Captain 8-Pack over yonder told you, and we don't know too much about the Google Maps or whatever you call it, but um, *chuckles* THIS is Sparta.

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spacedog - December 5, 2009, 8:40 pm
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 10:09 am
I know, right? And I looked hard too b/c I sure as hell don't wanna get accused for stealing a good idea. Oh well... I'm unofficially calling this mine until further notice.
sickartist - December 5, 2009, 9:35 am
I can't believe no one came up with it yet either. 5L!


IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE... - Yeah right. And Hannibal Lecter just enjoyed a gourmet meal

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ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 10:58 am
You can be a little disturbing occasionally Face. Ok, you're disturbing all the time. ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:38 am
Google ads, the ultimate internet jokester. @ Ice - C'mon man have you ever used a Lecter recipe? Brains medium rare after a bit of searing with some bacon is to die for.


LOVE IS OUR TRUE DESTINY - We Do Not Find The Meaning Of Life Alone, We Only Find It With Another ... ... Sometimes With One Who Failed

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agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 10:57 pm
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 11:07 am
LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 10:29 am
Kathy Griffin quote from last New Year's...she was broadcasting out of Times Square with some other guy.
Fatt Matt - August 14, 2009, 10:20 am
Is that from Mr. Show?
Ed-Hyde - August 14, 2009, 10:17 am
Thanks a lot! I just spewed coffee through my nose! 5 of Daniel's lions


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Bah - September 9, 2009, 12:06 am
Three cheers for experimental confirmation! Death to purely observational conclusions!
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 11:51 am
It's all good. I think there are parallels that are unexamined (that I'm aware of, anyway). I also think this point of view is pretty much bound to piss off just about everyone. I'm not saying it's "right" or "wrong" - it just is what it is.
BoneCD - June 13, 2009, 11:32 am
Sometimes Haar...well lets just leave it at that. Hey, but then again where would we be without it (science that is). Sometimes I rant, usually about once every 6 months, to hear myself.
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 10:41 am
Eh, fuggedaboudit. For what it's worth, Bone, I'm not big on Organized Religion, either. Or Science. I am a big fan of the sub-sect of Science - Technology, though.
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 10:36 am
Higgs boson and the Standard Model of sub-atomic physics, or the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit? Guess we'll see what the Large Hadron Collider at CERN has to say on the matter. I would expect that with the amount expended on the project, the
BoneCD - June 13, 2009, 10:20 am
Does this destroy my belief that there is a God...No! But then I have no use for organized religion either, or it's abuser that can create or define an enemy out of another's belief. I'm done, nuff said, bye.
BoneCD - June 13, 2009, 10:14 am
lead us to rules and theory. We then try to use these to make life easier (let nature to the work) for us...or is some sad but necessary cases, defend ourselves from our enemies (and I use that term loosely).
BoneCD - June 13, 2009, 10:09 am
There is no mysticism. We prove things can happen mathematically first, then we engineer and build around that calculation. It's really kinda simple in that respect. Math, physics and a desire to explain how nature (insert God if you wish) works...
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 9:21 am
We could start with Oppenheimer, Nagasaki and Hiroshima and move on to Western medical practices. Beyond my limited scope, though. I only maintain that there's a certain degree of mysticism in all those camps of thought.
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 9:16 am
Fritjof Capra's "Tao of Physics" turns 34 this year. I'm not too keen at burning at the stake for the sake of either science or religion, mind you. If you accept the argument as valid, though, then how many people could you say science has sacrificed?
Sean - June 12, 2009, 9:28 pm
But they won't burn you at the stake for declaring your dissent, nor ... (I deleted the rest as I started to get way too preachy and made no effort to end on funny)

ADVICE COLUMNS - sometimes the answer isn't what you want to hear

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agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 8:33 pm
I'm always right... after the point!



BELIEVE IT! - If the poster maker doesn't know that's a Koenigsegg, he's not stealing enough from his disciples!

ATHEISM - Belief takes effort, evidence and trust. Denial takes nothing.

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Jmac0585 - October 29, 2009, 10:19 am
What is up is, a monthly "challenge" discussed on the forum. I'll give you two guesses as what the current topic is, though I doubt you'll need the second guess.
Eathanskies - October 29, 2009, 8:41 am
what the fuck is up with all the atheist/christian posters? this is stupid. and yeah, religion is the complete opposite of what your poster says.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:46 pm
Atheism is a hard-earned belief, with faith in hard evidence rather than superstition. Conformism takes nothing.

confidence -

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Tomorrow's Children -

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BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 3:07 pm
Excellent...I'll have to remember that next time. 5 Poodles
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:52 am
Wise words from Cubby..... "bear"
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 12:49 am
Boyfriends tend to overreact 5/5
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 12:39 am
I was young, and got caught with my hand in the cookie jar. Cookie didn't mind, but her boyfriend did
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 12:36 am
You got off light! 5L!

MMMMM... FIRE BAKED PIZZA! - Italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of Naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery

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LichKingOzma - April 2, 2014, 9:04 am
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 1:32 am
Yummy. Corpse pizza flavoring.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 11:08 pm
What they don't tell you is that every coffin had a living stool pigeon sealed inside. So, eat up! Every margarita you eat saves a guido from messing up his Forzieri's while digging a shallow grave.


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Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 9:58 am
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 9:58 am
But Moooom! It's what I was born to do. I didn't choose this lifest...oh, nevermind 5L
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 9:57 am
But Moooom! It's what I was born to do. I didn't choose this lifest...oh, nevermind 5L
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 9:57 am
But Moooom! It's what I was born to do. I didn't choose this lifest...oh, nevermind

I CAN'T MOTIFAKE TODAY - I am straight up Certifiably,RETARDED! I'll see you all tomorrow.

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agdaniele - February 12, 2011, 2:10 am
Still worth a good laugh every time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:35 am
I think Aggy and GS are ahead of you in the transgendered "change my Nic" race. Wait your turn.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:32 am
Fine, fine, I'll see if Mr M will change my name to thatoneguy. :x
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:31 am
You know what they say about girls with big feet.......(Tranny) See y'all after my ban folks!!!!!
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:29 am
Yep. Nobody judges me there... Only here, on the poster side, do I get judged by the size of my feet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:27 am
clown feet?......That's why you spend so much time in the forum...
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:24 am
Now you've gone and hurt my feelings. :( Calling me Sasquatch isn't nice... you know I'm sensitive about my clownish feet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:22 am
You're not my mom....you're some kinda purple Sasquatch with elven butlers......My teeth itch..
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:19 am
Quit sniffin the rubber cement, Moo...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:15 am
Nom Nom Nom....more cookies!!.....I'LL CUT YOU!!!!!!
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:13 am
There ya go. Here's a gold star, and a cookie!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:11 am
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:10 am
You forgot eggplant. Sorry. :(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:09 am
1 potato 2 potato 3 potato drooooooooooolllllllllllll
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 11:07 am
I'll let it slide if you can count to potato for me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:04 am
This applies even more today......wheres my rope and wobbly chair?
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 11:28 am
I like this far too much.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2010, 9:57 am
Sorta..... thanks.
GreyScorpion - April 17, 2010, 9:55 am
feeling better today Mooo+? 5l
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 8:04 pm
Why should today be any different, moooooo?
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 11:54 am
Nice. Sounds like you need some booze and a good 8 hour disco nap!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2010, 11:23 am
I can't even explain it....i forgot how to drive....I went to work and tried to do the wrong job...then I came home and couldn't even Motifake......bad day all around.
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 11:08 am
Smoked yourself retarded Moooooooooooooooooo?
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 10:41 am
Can't argue with the truth. 5L on normal days but we'll have to hold you back one grade for a 4L

ROVER - I can't believe they turned him into a cookie!

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GreyScorpion - May 18, 2010, 2:48 pm
it's not a cookie, it's a dog bisquit!!

THE PLASTIC LADY - When Cher dies we won't need to embalm her or anything. We will be able to prop her corpse up in a wax museum and use her as is.

REINCARNATION - Do you believe in reincarnation?

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LogicDude - September 25, 2008, 4:07 pm
Heehee...Cynthia has TWO rods!
David - June 21, 2008, 9:20 am
That was a boner fight right there cynthia, ftw
Cynthia - May 6, 2008, 12:04 am
I'm sure it did... but I've got about twice that many and two rods that run the length of my spine on either side... imagine what those x-rays look like.

APOCALYPSE - The end is nigh! You unbelieving, infidels, heathens and pagans. Despair the wrath of God is upon us.

I CAN'T BELIEVE - they actually named it that

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Scorpio7 - January 31, 2009, 7:44 am
It SNOT BUTTER! Made from real SNOT!

Reverie -

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Greeny - December 28, 2015, 7:12 am
wise thoughts from a wise man, or perhaps a wise guy... lol
concern3 - December 28, 2015, 3:28 am
nice a 5er
GaryO - December 27, 2015, 10:37 pm
looks familiar....170514 (good taste)
JesusWept - December 27, 2015, 6:11 pm
Clever. 5

Pure bliss is -

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EmilioDumphque - July 6, 2016, 11:35 pm
Wait until you learn how to play it yourself! That's bliss!!
mizzdizz - July 6, 2016, 1:08 pm
EXCELLENT, Silvy! ^!

Now Milton, don't be greedy -

Predictions -

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MissPriss - February 19, 2015, 3:51 pm
5 fresh L's for the newbie!
GaryO - February 18, 2015, 6:59 am
Good theme, yuk. Solid posters. Welcome aboard crazy
Oldsod - February 18, 2015, 6:34 am
Can't really even enjoy the cookie...unless she's on a break...

Berls -

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Silverheart - February 19, 2017, 5:30 am

Ermahgerd, it's such a hot mess of a mashup of old and overused that it's good. Up up and away.